Due to an unfortunate prior commitment to conscientious university attendance the management will be making strategic cutbacks to the content generation division of this weblog (henceforth 'blog') in the interest, going forward, of maintaining and leveraging high value in the long term.
While we are adamant that the challenging economic and educational conditions shall not require permanent job loss, certain key team members will be taking voluntary sabbaticals in order to refocus on their core competencies; namely, writing dissertations.
This is a temporary setback, but in around two weeks we commit to leverage new articles - delivered by a sane and refreshed staff - on such topics as 'New York, New York', 'Opera' and 'Oy lads, gerroff 'im an' chug this'.
With sincere thanks,
the management (by dictation)
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Core bloody competencies! Don't get me started. I am supposed to review my cbc's every year and by ticking all the boxes 'prove' that I am still a safe practitioner!
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